Kaptain Kool and the Kongs

Here's another odd one for you. Do you remember "The Krofft Supershow"? Well, the hosts of the show were a group called "Kaptain Kool and the Kongs". When I bought this record from eBay (still sealed), I was hoping it was going to be songs from the group. Actually, it's a couple of skits from them, as well as audio recordings of stories from episodes (with minimal narration). Unfortunately this was a bit later in the show's run so, while we still get a Wonderbug story, there's no Dr. Shrinker or Electra Woman and Dyna Girl tales. Instead, we get Magic Mongo (oog!) and Big Foot and Wild Boy. It's funny, but with the amateurish recording and grainy, out-of-focus picture, you'd almost think this album was a bootleg, but it's got the Peter Pan Records logo on it, so it must be legit. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!

Here's the track list (such as it is):

1. Turkey Jokes
2. The Adventures of Magic Mongo
3. The Adventures of Wonderbug and His Friends
4. Turkey Jokes
5. The Adventures of Big Foot and Wild Boy

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E.T. I Love You and Other Extra-Terrestrial Songs for Children

Since the movie E.T. used to be shown on TV during Thanksgiving, I thought this would be a good time to throw this onto the blog. This record contains a number of cheesy songs related to E.T. as sung by the Starlight Children's Chorus. A few of these songs are pretty catchy, but for the most part it just sort of leaves you smiling and shaking your head. So come smile and shake with me, won't you?

Here's the track list:

1. E.T. Overture
2. E.T. I Love You
3. So Near and Yet So Far
4. Where Did You Come From?
5. Another World for Me and You
6. Please Phone Ring-a-Ling
7. Just Us Two
8. Come Back Again

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Thanksgiving Songs That Tickle Your Funny Bone

Hi! Here's a fun little Thanksgiving record from 1975 that I got at the Library's book sale. This has lots of traditional songs with the words changed to make them Thanksgiving related. ("It's Thanksgiving" to "O Susannah", "I'm a Poor Little Cranberry Bush" to "In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree", etc.) Yeah, it's pretty silly, but how many Thanksgiving kids records ARE there?? Hope you like it, and (if all goes well and the creeks don't rise) the Contest will begin either late tonight or tomorrow!

Here's the track list:

1. It's Thanksgiving
2. The Mayflower
3. Old MacDonald Led the Band (on Thanksgiving Day)
4. Thanksgiving's a Wonderful Thing
5. A Turkey Tom and a Turkey Mom
6. The Pilgrim Song
7. All the Leaves Are Falling Down
8. The Best Thanksgiving
9. The Alburquerque Turkey
10. School Is Out
11. I'm a Poor Little Cranberry Bush
12. Thanksgiving Football Game
13. One Little Two Little Three Little Indians
14. Turkey Dinner
15. Yum-Dee Yum-Dee Yum! Yum! Yum!
16. After the Fall Is Over

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The Talking Record for Girls

I'm not sure if this is useful or kind of creepy. This record was meant to be played by little girls to assist them in "thinking and speaking". It starts out with a friendly woman's voice saying, "Hello, I'm Rosemary, your talking record." and she goes on by asking questions and leaving spaces in between for the child to answer. I'm not quite sure when this record came out, but judging by the pictures I'm guessing possibly late 50's-early 60's. Therefore there's a lot of talk asking about how many dolls the child has and which one's her favorite. Rosemary also throws in a few poems and songs to liven things up a bit. I read there's a "Talking Record for Boys" as well. I assume they talk about playing Cowboys and Indians and collecting Army Men or something. Anyway, hope you like this!

Would you like the link now? ............ Of course you would!

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Shari Lewis: Hi Kids!

Well, kids, let's soldier on and hope for the best...

This album from 1959 or 1960 (depending on whether you believe the album cover or the record itself) features famed ventriloquist Shari Lewis and her puppets Lamb Chop, Charley Horse, Hush Puppy, and Wing Ding singing a number of fun songs. Now the disadvantage of having a ventriloquist do an album is that without the visual of the puppets you start to notice similarities in the voices. The advantage, of course, is that you can have everybody singing at the same time! One good thing here is that Lewis really does have a nice singing voice. She can really swing through some of these songs! One bad thing is the rather un-PC "All God's Chillun Got Rhythm". Anyway, this is a neat album, and I hope it stays here long enough for you to enjoy it!

Oh yeah, quick trivia tidbit: Did you know that Shari Lewis (along with her husband) actually wrote the Classic Star Trek episode "The Lights of Zetar"?

Here's the track list:

1. Swingin' on a Star
2. All God's Chillun Got Rhythm
3. Get on Board Little Children
4. Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella
5. Tiki Tiki Timbo
6. Waitin' for the Robert E. Lee
7. What Do You Do When You Say You're Doin' Nothin'?
8. Aren't You Glad You're You?
9. Hi Lili Hi Lo
10. Go Fly a Kite!
11. Back in Your Own Backyard
12. Let's Sing Our Favorite Song

This album is now available to purchase from Amazon.com. You can get the CD here or the mp3 version here!

James Blonde: The Man from T.A.N.T.E.

Well, I'd hoped to get this one on to coincide with the opening of "Casino Royale", but I'm a bit late on it. Since a number of articles were referring to Daniel Craig as "James Blonde", I figured this would be a perfect fit!

My Dad bought this for us when we were kids. I'm not really sure why because it's not really a kids record. This album (copyrighted 1965 but I know we got it a few years later) has James Bond (excuse me, Blonde) as the Man from T.A.N.T.E. (To Annihilate No-good Troublemakers Etc.) going up against Dr. Nu? and Goldflaker from T.R.A.F.E. (Terrible Rotten And Filthy Enemies). This comedy album is loaded with Jewish references, which might temper how many of the jokes you get. As I kid, I just liked the funny voices. As a number of articles talking about this record point out, this album cast M as a woman long before the movies did. However, in this case M stands for James Blonde's Mama who insists on calling him Jake. ("You may be James to the world, sonny boy, but to your mother you will always be Jake!") This definitely qualifies as Way Out Junk! I hope you enjoy it, and for those of you who want more kids albums, don't worry. I've got three or four of them I'm working on right now!

Here's the track list:

1. Prologue
2. "M's" Office in London
3. In the Weapons Room
4. The Athletic Club
5. Weinstein's Apartment
6. At the Stage Delicatessen
7. On Fire Island with Dr. Nu?
8. The Goldflaker Bakery
9. Alone with Sissy Alot
10. The President's Press Conference
11. Homeward Bound

UPDATE: I'm afraid I was forced to remove the link for this album, but you can buy the record on Amazon by following the link below!

James Blonde "The Man from T.A.N.T.E. (12" 33rpm vinyl Record)

"Welcome to the LBJ Ranch!" : The Robin-Doud Comedy Interviews

I actually like this one better than "Washington Is for the Birds". Instead of putting their voices to song (which, while funny, is a bit forced), this album does fake interviews using the politicians' real voices. Sort of like what Dickie Goodman did in songs like "The Flying Saucer", where he took pieces of popular songs and put them in an interview format with humorous results. Even if you aren't familiar with the politicians and what they did, this is very funny. And if you don't like it, in the words of Lady Bird Johnson, "That's all right."

Here's the track list:

1. Introduction
2. Interview: Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower
3. Interview: Senator Robert Kennedy
4. Interview: President Lyndon B. Johnson
5. The Tour: Mrs. Lady Bird Johnson
6. Interview: Governor Nelson Rockefeller
7. Interview: Vice Pres. Richard M. Nixon
8. Interview: Senator Everett Dirksen
9. Interview: Senator Barry Goldwater

UPDATE: I'm afraid I've been forced to remove my link, but you can buy this record from Amazon by clicking on the link below!

Washington Is for the Birds

Considering Election Day is Tuesday, I thought I'd throw a few political albums on here for you. But this being Way Out Junk, you can count on it not getting too deep. This album from 1966 features the voices of then President Lyndon Johnson, his wife Lady Bird, Vice President Hubert Humphrey, and a number of other political figures of the day. The catch here is that their voices are set to music. We're not talking about stirring patriotic music behind inspirational speeches. No, we've got sound bites that are somehow made into songs. It's terribly silly, but would you expect anything less from me?

Here's the track list:

1. Lady
2. The Humphrey-Johnson Tap Routine
3. Good Evening, Welcome Neighbors
4. Return to Proven Ways (The Rev. B.M. Goldwater)
5. The Immortal Words of L.B.J.
6. It's Pain to Train a Texas from the Plain
7. Be Forthright, Bobby Kennedy
8. You Don't Have Nixon to Kick Around Anymore
9. Lynda and Luci Lullaby
10. The Wedding

UPDATE: I'm afraid I've been forced to remove my link, but you can buy the record album from Amazon by clicking on the link below!

Groovie Goolies Rarities (A Very Special Contribution)

This is a bit of a late Halloween gift to you guys, but hopefully I will be forgiven under the circumstances. Remember a few posts ago when I said I was in a good mood because I got back in touch with a friend of mine that I hadn't heard from in a while? Well, that friend happens to be Mondo Daddykin, late of the Mondo Daddykin blog (a huge inspiration for the blog you see here)! (By the way, he's doing fine. He's just happy to be away from blogging for a while. He said he might throw occasional projects together that he'll pass along to me. I've told him he's welcome to do a guest shot here whenever he wants.) He shared this with me personally and, with his kind permission, said I could pass it along to all of you.

These are the songs taken from the recent Groovie Goolies DVD collection pictured here. None of these were issued on LP, so this is the only way to get them for now. I listened to these myself, and now I want to get this DVD set even more! Hope you enjoy it!

Here's the track list:

1. Sabrina and the Groovie Goolies TV Theme
2. Goolie Get-Together TV Theme
3. Monster Cookbook
4. When I Grow Up
5. Lights Out
6. Monsters on Parade
7. The Monster Trio
8. Super Ghoul
9. Feed the Ghost Some Garlic
10. Midnight
11. Darlin' Darlin'
12. Kings and Queens
13. Shadows
14. A Lovely Night for Scaring
15. Witches' Brew
16. Creeper Crawler
17. The Goolie Swing
18. Listen for the Bells
19. Be Kind to Monsters Week
20. What's in the Bag
21. When the Moon Is Full
22. Goolie Picnic
23. Little Texas Goolie
24. Noises
25. Where You Going, Little Ghoul
26. Ghoul School
27. Chick-A-Boom
28. The Groovie Goolies and Friends TV Theme

And here's the links:

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NOTE: These are .rar files. Use a program like WinRar to extract the individual files.

Alice Cooper: From the Inside Comic Book!

I used to have the album available for this as well, but it got removed. However, the comic book itself is still here (and probably even harder to find), so I'll leave it here for you to enjoy!




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Monsters and Monstrous Things

This album from 1983 is described as "a monstery approach to preschool and primary skills". I think that would qualify it as a Halloween-ish entry, don't you? This is kind of a poor man's Sesame Street, but it's still kinda cute. Hope you like it!

Here's the track list:

1. Bag Monster Rag
2. Dragon Achoo
3. Monster Mask
4. Footprints
5. Dinosaurs
6. Boogie Man Boogie
7. Misbehaving Monster
8. Down in the Sea
9. Monster Color Game
10. Monsters in My Room
11. Monstery ABC's

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Panic: The Son of Shock

This odd record from 1959 was a sequel to the album "Shock". I don't have that one, but I was going to find somebody that did and link to it here. Unfortunately the couple of places that showed having it are no longer available. If anybody has a working link for it, please let me know and I'll add that link here.

**UPDATE! You can download "Shock" at misterlesterkeen's blog. Right here to be exact. Thanks, misterlesterkeen!**

Anyway, this album from the Creed Taylor Orchestra features strange instrumental bits (some with a little talking as well) of some unusual and scary situations. The back cover has a story for each song, so I've included a copy of the back cover above (as well as on the uploaded zip file) to give you a bit of an idea on what's going on here. I apologize that the back cover didn't really print well here. If you click on the picture it gets bigger, and (with Firefox at least) a magnifying glass comes up that blows it up even bigger. I really don't know what else to tell you here, other than to download it and enjoy, remembering that the name of this blog is "Way Out Stuff" and I think this fits the bill!

Here's the track list:

1. You're Driving Me Crazy
2. The Prison Break
3. The Operation
4. Wreck of Old '97
5. Out of This World
6. Lion Act
7. Heartaches
8. Rain
9. Alpine Honeymoon
10. A Shot in the Dark
11. The Fastest Gun
12. No Smoking

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The Smurfs All Star Show

I wasn't sure I had this other Smurf album from 1981, but it turns out that I do! I think I bought it at a later date, because I didn't remember listening to this one. I don't like this one quite as much as "Smurfing Sing Song" because they use more traditional songs here. It's still pretty neat if you want to get your Smurf on though! Hope you like it!

Here's the track list:

1. The Smurfs All Star Show
2. Welcome to Smurfland
3. Catch Me
4. Old Papa Smurf
5. Silly Shy Smurf
6. Smurfing Land Express
7. Smurf a Happy Tune
8. The Clapping and Jumping Song
9. Yankee Doodle
10. London Bridge Is Falling Down
11. Smurfing Days
12. Space Smurfs
13. Rock-A-Bye Baby

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Flipper's New Adventure

This record was released shortly after the movie came out in 1964 and is a sort of retelling of the movie itself. It stars Luke Halpin as Sandy, who also played the part in the movie and the subsequent series that came out that fall. However, none of the other roles are played by the original cast. Most of the roles are played by the Speed Racer voice artists, as well as Jackson Beck and Dick Van Patten. As far as Flipper himself, I don't think he bothered to come to the studio because they use variations of the same two second clip of him chattering all through the record!

One neat thing is that this is part of the Stereo Motion series of children's stories, which means that according to the back album cover, "you can hear Flipper splash and chatter as he swims from wave to wave. You can also hear airplanes pass overhead, and motor boats roar from left to right." It ain't as cool as Dolby Surround, but hey, it's not bad for 1964! Enjoy!

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Fun for Everyday with Little Johnny Everything and His Sister Judy

Here's an odd little album from 1958 that I picked up at the Library's book sale. You know, your kid's destined to be spoiled if you call him Little Johnny Everything. Although apparently his sister is named Judy Everything. What nationality would the surname "Everything" be?

Anyway, here's some cute kids songs that I don't think I've heard anywhere else (except for the song "My How You've Grown" that I'm pretty sure I saw puppets performing to on "Captain Kangaroo"). There's even a couple of Christmas songs that you can hold off listening to for a couple months if you feel like it. Enjoy!

Here's the track list:

1. What Am I Doing?
2. Rosie, the Little Red Car
3. The Teddy Bear Song
4. I Wish I Had a
5. Window Wishing
6. How Does Your Garden Grow
7. The Little Red Schoolhouse
8. Felix the Cat
9. Dressing Up
10. The Bicycle Tricycle Song
11. What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up
12. The Holiday Train
13. The Horse in Striped Pajamas
14. Blinkey the Traffic Light
15. Mr. McGee
16. The Little Train
17. My How You've Grown
18. The Little Brown Bunny
19. Music Lesson
20. Willy, the Billy Goat
21. It's Fun to Swim
22. Back to School
23. I Want to Meet Santa Claus
24. The Story of Christmas

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Smurfing Sing Song

This actually came out in 1980 before the cartoon in the U.S. Of course the Smurfs were popular long before that due to the comic strip drawn by Pierre "Peyo" Culliford in Belgium in 1958. And whether you love the Smurfs or hate them, these songs are undeniably catchy.

Some bits of trivia:

• In college I took a course in Beginning Tap Dancing. For one of my class routines I used the song "Smurf Baby".
• My wife came into the room, heard this album playing and started dancing to it. She asked me what it was, and I told her it was the Smurfs. She said "Oh.", stopped dancing, and walked out of the room!
• Stay tuned for the Youtube link at the end!
  

Here's the track list:

1. Smurfing Land
2. Smurf Hop
3. When the Smurfs
4. Little Smurf Boat
5. Come to the Party
6. Smurf Baby
7. You're a Pink Toothbrush
8. Smurfin' Cowboy
9. Merry Go Round
10. Silly Little Song
11. Summertime
12. Smurf Lullaby

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This is an authorized (but somewhat disturbing) commercial for UNICEF featuring the Smurfs. The deal at the end reads, "War. Don't let it devastate the world of children."

The ABC Children's Chorus: Songs for Children...By Children

Here's an odd little record featuring songs for children by children like "How Much Is That Doggie in the Window", "Little White Duck", and "These Boots Were Made for Walkin'". HUH?? This whole album seems to come from two different directions. On the back of the album they mention that these twelve kids ranging in age from 9 to 14 sing just like they would if "they joined voices with the kids around the block". Then it mentions how the individual youngsters have appeared on Broadway, television, and TV commercials! Regardless, this is a fun album that I hope you'll enjoy. (And where else will you hear twelve kids singing to the wordless Herb Alpert song "Tijuana Taxi"?)

Here's the track list:

1. Dominique
2. Happiness Is
3. How Much Is That Doggie in the Window?
4. I Whistle a Happy Tune
5. Tijuana Taxi
6. Chim Chim Cheree
7. Batman Theme
8. Little White Duck
9. It's Superman
10. Tears and Roses
11. These Boots Are Made for Walkin'
12. On Top of Spaghetti

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Space Songs (with Bonus Cut!)

Here's a number of cute songs regarding space, physics, and astronomy sung by Tom Glazer (of "On Top of Spaghetti" fame) and Dottie Evans. I'd actually heard one of these songs before, "Why Does the Sun Shine" because it was redone by the group They Might Be Giants. I've included their rendition of the song as a bonus cut here. Enjoy!

Here's the track list:

1. Zoom a Little Zoom
2. What Is the Milky Way
3. Constellation Jig
4. Beep Beep (Here Comes the Satellite)
5. Why Does the Sun Shine
6. What Is a Shooting Star
7. Longitude and Latitude
8. It's a Scientific Fact
9. Ballad of Sir Isaac Newton
10. Friction
11. Why Are Stars of Different Colors
12. Why Do Stars Twinkle
13. What Is Gravity
14. Planet Minuet
15. Why Go Up There
16. Why Does the Sun Shine - They Might Be Giants

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Dr. Seuss Presents...Fox in Socks & Green Eggs and Ham

I think this album has been redone with celebrities reading the stories, but this is the one I grew up with. The stories here are read by Marvin Miller, and while you may not recognize the name I think the voice will sound familiar to you. He did narration for a number of movies and cartoons, as well as being the voice of Robby the Robot in the movie "Forbidden Planet". Miller does a super job of "Fox in Socks", first doing a regular version of the story, then a fast version. Boy howdy, does he tear through it! (And the album makes sure to mention that "there were no recording tricks or gimmicks used in this recording.") He does good with the classic "Green Eggs and Ham" too. I'm not sure which Dr. Seuss book has the story "The Rabbit, the Bear, and the Zinniga-Zanniga", but Miller does great on that one as well.

I was reading the back cover to find interesting facts to include here, and found this interesting tidbit about this recording of "Green Eggs and Ham": "The story of 'Sam' is accompanied by two American jazzmen of international fame -- drummer Shelly Manne and bassist Chuck Berghofer -- who improvised the interesting musical line children and adults will find hypnotizing." I have to admit it was pretty cool!

Hope you enjoy this!

Here's the track list:

1. Fox in Socks
2. Fox in Socks (fast version)
3. Green Eggs and Ham
4. The Rabbit, the Bear, and the Zinniga-Zanniga

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Mickey Mouse and His Friends

I'm going to be backing off a bit from the Halloween stuff for a while, because I don't have too many left right now, and if I keep putting them on, I won't even make it to the beginning of October let alone the end of it. I'm in the process of looking for more Halloween type stuff that isn't already available elsewhere, and will try to add some in when I've got more to offer.

Meanwhile, here's a neat little album from 1968. I know that some of these songs came out earlier, because I had some of these on a 45 when I was a kid. I was sad to find that they left one out from that old record I had. It had Donald Duck trying to sing "Row Row Row Your Boat" while Chip and Dale were giving him grief. It was especially fun because it had four or five instances of Donald making that quacking noise he does when he gets mad. I'll look around to see if I can find that record, and if I do (and I can clean it up enough), I'll add it to this blog entry.

There are two small skips on Track 7 (Laugh Laugh Laugh/Goofy's Jokes and Riddles) but the cut's 10 minutes long already and the jokes really aren't that good. This was the best joke on there:

Goofy: This liniment makes my arm smart.
Some Kid: Why don't you put some on your head?
Kids laugh and Goofy goes "A-hyuh hyuh hyuh hyuh!"

I'd also like to point out that despite what you see on the cover, Winnie the Pooh is nowhere to be found on this record. I guess this is when Winnie was Disney's version of Elmo: Put him on all our merchandise and it'll sell better!

Anyway, there's some fun stuff on here and I hope you like it!

Here's the track list:

1. Happy Mouse
2. Donald Duck Song
3. Quack! Quack! Quack! Donald Duck
4. Chip 'N Dale Sing: Chip 'N Dale, Polly Wolly Doodle, Daisy Mae
5. Mickey's Big Show: Donald Duck Recites Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Boy Blue, Clara Cluck Sings Opera
6. Mousekedance
7. Laugh, Laugh, Laugh; Goofy's Jokes and Riddles
8. Pussy Cat Polka
9. Mickey Mouse Mambo
10. Mickey Mouse March

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